God told me to invade Iraq, Bush tells Palestinian ministers
"President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God.
God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan."
And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny
in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me,
"Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security,
and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"
Ceci n'est pas une parodie.
Plan to Make Americans Nine Months Older Gains Ground.
"If a group of conservative political leaders gets its way, every American
will soon be nine months older than they are today. According to the
Truth in Age Act, currently being debated on Capitol Hill, the lives of
individuals will be dated not from birth but from conception."
Ceci est une parodie.